January 2011
39 posts
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Vodka + Limeade = Gimlet
Honestly, it’s a bottle in each hand that I take alternate sips from before I swish it around my mouth to combine :/
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Jan 25th
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I smell butter
but nobody else smells it.
Jan 25th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
Robert DeNiro's acceptance speech
is awkward. Is it just me? Or maybe it’s the weird random cuts to random celebrities in the audience, like the Kevin Spacey one.
Jan 17th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Ghetto Welsh Rarebit
How to make it take cheese out of the wrapper place between the 2 slices of bread wrap in a paper towel so you dont have to wash dishes put in microwave for 45 sec If you want to get fancy add a pickle OK, it’s really a microwave cheese sandwich… and I’m eating one right now…
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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The Eagle
I’m TORN; I adore Jamie Bell to bits, but Channing Tatum makes me want to claw my eyes out. It’s like someone made me a nutella and bleach flavored sundae with nuts and whipped cream.
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Jan 10th
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Worst Cooks in America
Just saw a dude rip up chicken with his bare hands because he doesn’t know how to use a knife.
Jan 8th
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True Grit
Surprisingly hilarious, despite only understanding half the dialog. I needed subtitles. I wonder how the deaf watch movies at my theater.
Jan 8th
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I GOT DISCONNECTED FROM SANTA CLAW WITH LESS THAN...
…. I’m raging so hard, you don’t even KNOW!
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY CRYING EDITION
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Jan 4th
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